Let’s face it, Goths do it better.
When I was younger, in the noughties, every nightclub chain would do a Goth night. A time each week or month us night walkers would let down our black hair and rock out to anything from System of a Down to Nirvana with the obligatory moshing in between fueled.
Now that I’m older, wiser, more mature and more of a gentleman I’d like to revive this and bring back the Goth Night though at the local strip club. Fake breasted blondes with orange tanned skin halfheartedly gyrating to bass heavy R&B would not be the same as a milky skinned, black haired, inked and pierced Emo in PVC and new rock boots grinding the pole to Marilyn Manson.
Let that mental image sink in for a moment.
Any strip clubs want to get on board with this? Let me know, I would be your best paying customer!
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